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THE INSPIRATION
The story starts with a tweeny, my daughter.
As any parent knows, this is a difficult age (much more so than the Terrible Twos), where these wonderful little creatures believe they’re masters of the universe and know everything (“I know! I know!” anyone?), yet they’re all over the place when it comes to the simplest of things, such as tidying up.
“Discussion!” I yelled -- Code for there’s trouble a brewing.
Shuffling into the room with downcast eyes, she plunked herself down at the breakfast table with a not so subtle huff as if to say, “What is it now!”.
“What do we do when we’re done eating?” That’s right, I said answering my own question, “You haven’t cleared away your place.” “Oh,” she shrugged throwing a nonchalant glance over the breakfast table “Guess I forgot a few things; not a big deal…”
“A half-assed job if ever I saw one!” Tired of pleading & begging without achieving the desired outcome, I decided a different approach was in order -- Shame. “I’m going to call you the ‘The Half-assed Daughter’ from now!”
The gauntlet was thrown down.
Challenged, and being of that age where a retort is in order, my daughter went to work. She didn’t disappoint!
Hunched over the table, sporting a unibrow and all but driving her fangs through the tabletop, she blurted out “Dad, you…you…” all the while her eyes darting from side-to-side as if watching a table tennis match. Finally, centering her gaze, she stabbed the air with a slightly up curved finger declaring:
“Dad, you Quaterbutt, you!”Thus, the Quaterbutt was coined.
Which parent couldn't relate? Love it!
ReplyDeleteThe quality is really good, too. And, it's not just the wash, which I have done 8-9 times without fading or peeling of letters. The finish is also excellent - I wouldn't expect anything less from REDBUBBLE! (I have tested the waters with other PODs, and there is much left wanting in this department).
I'm also a huge sports fan. I'll be wearing my hoodie to the next game. QUATERBUTT & QUATERBACK kind of rhyme - I can almost hear the chants for a fumble!